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Post by Suzi on May 9, 2006 17:30:31 GMT -5
Suzi burst out laughing. "The single funniest memory I have from High School is this: You know how you say your most embarrassing moments at graduation? Well, my boyfriend at the time, Zach,'s moment was when my homeroom teacher announced the dress code for graduation (i.e. nothing againt the school dress code). Zach never thinks before talking, and yelled "AWW MAAAAN!!!!""
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Post by Reindance™ on May 9, 2006 17:41:39 GMT -5
She laughed. One time, I was at the beach (at our school we had a beach where we took swimming lessons,) and my teacher was telling us that we have to be a good example to younger children when we're swimming, and at all times. And without thinking, Ida, my friend said, 'What if we say something like [insert bad word here]' and the teacher just glared at her. Then, David, being as crazy as he is, whispered to Ida 'What made you say that? God, you are a bad influence.' And I couldn't help but bring up the time that he swore and his little brother said the same thing, and he just blushed. We all started to laugh, even ida.
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Post by Suzi on May 9, 2006 17:54:01 GMT -5
Suzi grinned, "Do any of our listeners have moments that they'd like to share? Call in at 1-800-555-K307, again, that's 1-800-555-5307."
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Post by Reindance™ on May 9, 2006 18:04:07 GMT -5
She smiled and pushed the 'Off Air.' button. She then put some music on. So...
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Post by Suzi on May 9, 2006 19:14:12 GMT -5
Pretty soon several green lights started flashing. "That means people are calling in, right?"
OOC: OMG, I'm so sorry! I had to pick up my dog prom the groomer.
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Post by Reindance™ on May 9, 2006 20:13:54 GMT -5
OOC: thats ok
Yup. Push that button.
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Post by Suzi on May 10, 2006 6:28:37 GMT -5
She pushed it. "Hello! You're on the air! Who is this?"
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Post by Reindance™ on May 10, 2006 7:39:45 GMT -5
Lacey sat back in her chair. "I'm Harriet Jameson. I would just like to congradulate you on your new job, Suzi." the person said.
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Post by Suzi on May 10, 2006 15:05:40 GMT -5
"Why thank you, Harriet. Do you have a story to share?"
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Post by Reindance™ on May 10, 2006 16:02:24 GMT -5
"Um...Yes. I am a mother of two now, and when I was in highschool at my graduation, I was sitting by my friend Cheri. She is not usually the one to be ruthless and obnoxious, but this day she had 'ants in her pants.' The announcer was just saying her name and she strutted up the stairs to give her speech, (she was valdictorian.) She cracked her neck and began, 'Fellow students, teachers, and-' and then she let out the loudest burp I had ever seen! The whole crowd tried to hold in their laughter, but it failed. They all cracked up! It was so embarassing for me to say, 'That was my friend, the one who belched.'" The woman finished with a chuckle. Lacey was laughing ever since the part where Cheri burped. She was near to crying.
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Post by Suzi on May 10, 2006 18:41:38 GMT -5
Suzi was almost hiccupping from all of the laughter, "Poor Cheri! Thanks for your call, Harriet!"
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Post by Reindance™ on May 10, 2006 20:01:02 GMT -5
"Yup, anytime." the woman hung up. Lacey sipped her coffee. Next caller. she said. This time a man picked up. "Hello. I'm Paul Dere and I have a story." Okay, Paul. Shoot. "Alright, when I was in college, me and m' buds were your average college guys. Liked to party. Well, soon enough we were just going crazy, and we had 'bout 20 people in our crapmed double-dorm. So, me and m' friend Jimmy were supplyin' all o' the food an' such. Well, there is a supervisor that walks down the halls. The supervisor, Ms. Cherry, is not your average party-gal, and hates college teenagers. She says that they're "ruthless and outrageous, and anyperson who parties with them is just the same." And so, we decided to play a prank on her. We quieted things down and dressed up in black and walked out, looking sad. Then I walked up to Cherry and said, "Ma'am, Luke fell." and she was like "excuse me, dear?" and I said, "Luke jumped out of the window." and she ran over to the window and screamed. We had dumped a bunch o' catsup down on the sidewalk. Then Luke was hidin' on the balcony. When he jumped out and said "boo," Cherry screamed andfell off of the balcony!!!! We were in so much trouble, and we had to pay her medical bills, a whoppin 6, 400 spankeys. We vowed to NEVER do that again!" Lacey was having another laughing fit. She nearly spilled her coffee again.
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Post by Suzi on May 10, 2006 20:09:31 GMT -5
Suzi snorted, "Oy vey. Thanks for your call, Paul."
The next caller picked up...
((OOC: Braindead, sorry. I'll think up the next one.))
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Post by Reindance™ on May 12, 2006 15:37:02 GMT -5
OOC: that's okay. Lacey smiled and pushed the talk button.
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Post by Suzi on May 12, 2006 16:35:49 GMT -5
A bubbly female voice burst out, "Like, OMG!! I'm like, actually on the radio!" Suzi snorted and said, "That you are." "Well, like, my story is that I was at the mall with some of my friends, and this cute guy, like, started hitting on me. And I mean, SERIOUSLY hitting on me, not leaving me alone for a second. I was like, BEEP out of my mind, he was driving me nuts. So he said he'd leave me alone if he could have my number. So, pissed as I was, I, like, gave it to him. Then, he yelled over to this group of guys, "Ha! you owe me now!" and turns back and said, like, "Pleased to meet you, gorgeous, but this was just a dare." I was soo humiliated!!!"
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